THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND DECENCY: Rules and Regulations Manual by
Frank and Sue Fuller
Publisher Crown/Random House, January 2008
The USA DECENCY Act (Deny Evolution,
Combat Europe, and Never, ever Concede that You might be wrong about
anything, ever) was passed this year by an overwhelming majority, and
decency is now the law of the land. You are required by law to be decent.
There will be no exceptions.
Praise the government: Decency is back! America is in the middle of a moral
revival that promises to eradicate indecency and pry the nation from the
grip of dangerously left-leaning hippies, radicals, college professors,
hedonists, and drug addicts. The Department of Homeland Decency was set up
to monitor and enforce that effort and has provided this simple,
straightforward, mandatory manual to the star-spangled rules of good
behavior. No longer will decent men and women have to tolerate free lunches,
activist publishers, “homeless” embryos, or nudity outside of the bedroom.
By following these guidelines, neighborhoods will be freed from the blight
of secular humanism and everyone can join the movement that has decent
Homelanders marching proudly backward to the future!